a thousand sweet kisses

psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:45:08 -0400

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:56:12 -0400

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

coagulates: I just wanna kiss you for a few hours

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:54:09 -0400

coagulates:

I just wanna kiss you for a few hours

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:51:55 -0400

yourfriendg00: cute nicknames for your significant other: old sport old sport old sport old...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:50:02 -0400

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

old sport

old sport

old sport

old sport

old sport

old sport

old sport

reallyreallyreallytrying: “average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:29:14 -0400

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:26:40 -0400

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

trillow: i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:25:39 -0400

trillow:

i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

simplymykayla: cnnbreakingofficial: if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:22:47 -0400

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3

my blog is worth more than i am

ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:22:36 -0400

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:22:31 -0400

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

scoutblu: starrypier: MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT DID IT JUMP OUT...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:22:26 -0400

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

whimsicalduckling: My girlfriend just graduated and I’m a wreck but I’m so happy for her and omg...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:22:20 -0400

whimsicalduckling:

My girlfriend just graduated and I’m a wreck but I’m so happy for her and omg WAY TOO MANY EMOTIONS

On a side note she looked like a princess. As always.

:)

aw thank you babe i love you :)

rehabbed: if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:22:03 -0400

rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:22:02 -0400

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:17:19 -0400

bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:16:14 -0400

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:49:34 -0400

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:48:46 -0400

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:47:16 -0400

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence